ekjohnston:

hearthburn:

moonshinecybins:

lgbtrobed:

- A luxury you can’t live without?
- A luxury I can’t live without? Coffee. I really like good coffee.
- That’s not a luxury, you can get it anywhere.
- …I like nice socks?

[id: gifs of larry king interviewing danny pudi. larry says, “that’s not a luxury, though. coffee and socks are not a luxury. danny says, “alright, give me a luxury. which - … what luxury should i have?“larry says, “a private plane.” danny says, a bit incredulously, “…. larry, i’m on ducktales.” end id]

Bear witness to the disconnect between a Boomer’s idea of luxury and a Millennial’s.

“Larry, I’m on DuckTales” is something I enjoy saying when I suddenly find perspective.

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bogleech:

thehotgirlproject:

systlin:

tasmanienerin:

tharook:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

synapsid-taxonomy:

Me: The Tasmanian devil is a voracious predator and should not be engaged with

Also me: Heehoo pupper

“Am jus

a lil creacher”

:V

But have you seen…

BABY?

BABIES?

BABIES!!!

TEEF

This kind of propaganda is going to lose someone a lot of fingers

Counterpoint: they love fingers though

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luulapants:

ashtraythief:

yetanothergreyjedi:

mf-dooom:

that is the face of a man worried he will be next

Good news, he was not next! In fact, she accepted him as her mate, he learned the crane mating dance and now every year, he artificially inseminates her with crane semen to expand the very endangered crane population. True story.

Sorry, he WHAT? Imagine being this man’s boss and having to sit him down like. Listen. Brian. We need you to fuck the bird. You have to act like you’re excited about it.

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digg:

life finds a way

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virgoprivilege:

virgoprivilege:

comedy peaked when jim henson decided that the best way to show a character being blown up or jumping was to just throw the entire muppet around

whats better than this

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kud-lucas:

gcnrainbowroad:

magiashley:

i love the sonic adventure 2 battle intro cause of that stupid animation knuckles has in it

i can’t find a gif of it can somebody please post it

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makeawishitsadream:

disney-rapunzel-merida-vanellope:

This is one of the best running gags in cinematic history

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x420walterbenjamin420x:

good morning friends lets get this brain damage

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80splumpkin:

Going to the cursed farmers market to buy fucked up and evil locally sourced cheeses

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