So there's only one channel in this motel,
madeofmetals: This morning while I was getting ready I was watching Sesame Street. They were doing this bit where some clown was trying to wash his hands but kept washing his feet or his elbows and Elmo would go, “no mister noodle, your HANDS!” and all the tv kids would laugh. Around the fourth or fifth time he couldn’t find his hands, I heard a grown man yell from somewhere else in the motel,...
yesimbeyonce: jamie-christian-follese: smatter: I just sneezed and my sister upstairs posted “bless you” on my facebook wall. now that’s what i call a family A new kind of family
funnyordie: Cat vs. Ham “What do I do meow?”
ermahgerd-its-bertseh: Get called fat by other countries, Holds more Olympic medals then any other country. MURICA. FUCK YEAH
Batman: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
Bruce Wayne: Hey, I'm going to disappear for 8 years.
People of Gotham: Shut up, Bruce. We're trying to figure out who Batman is.
Batman: I'M BACK!
Bruce Wayne: ME TOO.
People of Gotham: NO ONE CARES, BRUCE. WHO THE FUCK IS BATMAN?
historicalupstart: randomlancila: smooon: oraphis: Pretended to die to see how my dog would react. me dogs are dicks. I just laughed until I couldn’t breathe.
kanyewestfanfics: Kanye walks outside in the middle of a hurricane. He glances up at the sky and whispers “Fuck no.” The sky immediately clears and flowers spring from wherever Kanye’s feet touch the ground.
youbetter-runlike-thedevil: stormpooper: zooeyclairedeschanel: stop saying i can’t even and start saying i can even believe in urself is that a lawn mower flying no, it’s a lawn mower following it’s dreams
staytogetherforthenigs: they should start giving ‘u tried’ stickers out at the olymics for people who dont get medals
cosmo tip #185: when climaxing, announce your orgasm in the batman voice
fwips: cosmicheart: ninefoldgoddess: How To Correctly Serve a Watermelon The more you know… WHY AM I LAUGHING SO FUCKING HARD oh myu god THE SoUnDS ITS MAKING
aquus: pizzaforpresident: pizzaforpresident: BETTY WHITE DIED OMG NO whoops false alarm dont ever do that again
satansrectum: feeling-lesbian: videohall: A macaw about to unleash his evil plot “I couldn’t help but laugh along with him.” at first i thought he was imitating a chicken.. getting one And people don’t understand why I am terrified of birds. -_-
me watching the olympics: how