mishaphilia: spnwhore: all food companies should just start announcing that they’re pro gay so dumb anti gay people wouldnt eat anything omg
Me half the time: I just want to cuddle up with you and watch cute movies and look into your eyes and tell you I love you and kiss you lots and then fall asleep in your arms.
Me half of the time: I just want to rip off your clothes and get pushed against the wall with my arms pinned up and make out and push you onto your bed and we can fuck the shit out of each other, ok.
regular person: have you seen that episode where-
me: i've seen all the episodes
awidesetvagina: when you think about it, the song ‘let the bodies hit the floor” is really just a darker version of ‘it’s raining men’
freedomnipples: unnaturalredhead: Never wear navy blue to Walmart again #I have no idea where sauerkraut is #stop asking
Pamela: Jessica Simpson? Really?
Louis CK: ..... I'm not jerking off to her music .....
bitch-pudding: myspcefamous2012: the breakfast club isnt even about breakfast you could have at least said spoiler alert
phlynn: microsoft please just give up with bing its getting embarassing
payday-parade: plot twist: he’s actually having a gay affair with Jake from State Farm.
fugrats: yeah i go the club all the time what of it