I really doubt I'm seeing Harry Potter at the...
Or at all for that matter.
ϟ: A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the... →
thehpfacts: A blind wizard walks into a pub. He says to the barkeep, “Want to hear a Hufflepuff joke?” The pub goes completely silent. The barkeep says, “Sir, I am a Hufflepuff. I’m used to handling a rough crowd alone. I have my wand drawn. The wizard to your left is an auror with his wand drawn. He too is a…
Q: How many Gryffindors does it take to light a wand?
A: A lot fewer if Hermione wasn't standing around distracting them by correcting their pronunciation.
Q: How many Voldemorts does it take to light up a wand?
A: There is a reason why he is called the DARK Lord
Going places while on your period:
cindyscissorhands: breatheashlea: Do you...
I still want to talk to you.
Ever since I met you, we used to talk every day. It became one of my daily routines. It feels weird not talking to you nowadays, every time you come online, i’m always tempted to start a conversation with you. But i’m too scared, thinking you probably hate talking to me or you’re busy talking to someone better. So I just wait for you to talk to me first, which is very unlikely, ..
I kinda want to do that 100 facts thing.
I just don’t think I can think of 100 facts about me.
I really want to watch Moulin Rouge.
But I can’t find the DVD.
HBO HAS PICKED UP TRUE BLOOD FOR SEASON 5
“True Blood” is driving the turnaround of HBO’s fortunes in more ways than one”
If I could turn back time….– HG Wells (via historysaidwhat)