Is there footage of this?
"YOU SICK BASTARD" I shout
Jon Snow starts to cry. He has been fighting off this flu for a week and has been eating lots of citrus. He’s doing his best.
My girlfriend’s rat dog doesn’t let me poop in peace
i can’t believe your hips would just lie to me like that
I hate it when netflix pauses and asks me if im still watching like yeah you actually think i got up and started doing something with my life bitch put my show back on
happy 34th birthday to harry james potter! (and jk rowling)
- John Dies at the End by David Wong, 2007
Actually the greatest passage in all of literary history.